Episode 205 : Back to the Past

This episode runs a little long. Tony tells a lot of stories this time, and statistically speaking, most of them are boring. Then a little time travel, and William tries to convince us all he’s trustworthy, and inadvertently shoots Tony in the face. Enjoy!

QUESTIONS:

You magically get to send a question back to episode 1, what do you write?                           –Anonymous

What’s your biggest fear? –Craig

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Episode 204 : Giraffes Don’t Do It

Tonight we explain how unnatural society is. Then we rag on judgmental people, in full view of the irony. And we try and help William make friends. Won’t you? Enjoy!

QUESTIONS:

If you were going to be a character in a book or movie who would it be? –Anonymous

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Episode 203 : Lou Ferrigno as Uncle Bobby

It’s desert island time! Everyone loves desert island time! Also, some talk about TV and movies. Actually, most of the talk is that. But also desert island time. Not dessert. Desert. And Gilbert Godfried. Enjoy!

QUESTIONS:

Desert island time — who would you take with you if you had to be stranded on one?        –Anonymous

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Episode 202 : Evolutionary Psychology

Part two from last week. A lot of things make Tony and William angry this time… but then they deal with it by having a fight to the death! Are you not entertained?!? Enjoy!

QUESTIONS:

What was the last movie you walked out of before it had finished?  — Craig

Ladies, You must fight each other to the death. What tactics do you anticipate your opponent will use?  — The Producer

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Episode 201 : Morbidly Fat Jesus

Well, we had to start over, because Ezzie killed the first take. So this was take two. Tony had a good day! But a bad week. So… it’s complicated. You’ll hear all about it. Then there’s a lot of time-travel. Enjoy!

 

QUESTIONS:

Assume time travel is possible, but only in one direction of your choice. Would you visit the future or the past? –Anonymous

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Episode 200 : Disturbingly Less Improbable Than You Would Like

200 freaking episodes! Can you believe it? We have the Producer on with us to give us a metaphorical pinch, to make sure we’re not dreaming. Then we talk about what a bad pirate Tony is, and all the terrible things he and Trish watched this week. There’s a lot of them. Then some good old-fashioned body swap fan fiction! And a special word from a special listener. Enjoy!

QUESTIONS:

A la Freaky Friday, William and Tony exchange bodies.  What’s the first thing you’d want to do as the other person? — The Producer

 

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Episode 199 : Mystery Episode 19 PLUS!

Happy New Year! We’ve got a special treat for you this week, because the computer is acting up! We managed to record about 34 minutes of clipped, jerky conversation before everything exploded. So we’re posting a Mystery Episode, in its entirety… but after the credits, if you wish, you can hear that missing 34 minutes, as well. Enjoy!

 

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Episode 198 : Bothans Be Spyin’

Welcome to our first ever on-Christmas-Christmas episode! Are you so excited? Well, we talk about feudal Japan and cheese, mostly. Still excited? Of course you are! Enjoy!

QUESTIONS:

If William really was cheese, what kind of cheese would he be? — Mark McKibben

LINKS:

It’s a metaphor. Really.

 

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Episode 197 : Origin Story

We get into some pretty cool talk about feminism tonight, so that’s cool. And then, we finally get to hear the epic tale of how Tony and William first met, and they both learn a bit more about each other than they had realized. Enjoy!

QUESTIONS:

Please tell an untrue but epic story of how you first met. — Anonymous

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Episode 196 : Stop Bayonetting Yourself!

It gets weird tonight, folks. William gets kind of dark. Tony is the hesitant and quiet one (sort of). Up is down. Black is white. But we’ll fix it in editing. Enjoy!

QUESTIONS:

Gentlemen, You must fight to the death. Do you choose five eight year olds or five eighty year old war veterans as your opponent? –The Producer

What would the title of a documentary about your lives be titled and why? Who would direct and why? –Dave of Id

LINKS:

This is the comedy special Tony mentions.

This is the podcast episode Tony mentions.

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