Tony and William have a Hat.
It’s magical in that it has its own email address, specifically THEMAGICALTALKINGHAT@GMAIL.COM.
People write to this email with comments, questions, topics, that sort of thing. And the Hat, Magically transmogrifies those emails into little note cards, with the emails written on them. These note cards manifest physically within the Hat itself.
Tony and William draw those cards out of the Hat, at random, read the card, and talk about it, until they get bored.
They do that for about an hour.
That’s the whole show.