The Magical Talking Hat

Alternate Universe Tony and Alternate Universe William have prepared this podcast just for you!  Like Schrödinger’s Roomba, this episode both sucks AND doesn’t suck at the same time until you activate it, at which moment the wave-function will collapse into a single manifested reality relative to your limited 3.5 dimensional perspective.  Of course, from a 4 dimensional perspective, an alternate version of you will experience the program in the opposite manner — that is, there will be two versions of you, one listening to an excellent program and the other listening to a sucky program.  So if you happen to get the sucky one, just take comfort in knowing that an alternate version of YOU is benefitting from your foul luck!  Everybody wins!

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We discuss the nature of William, tonight. He not a Nazi, and you’ll find out why. Also, we BOTH saw the Avengers, so of course, we talk about all the action movie stars that came before. And then, Tony yells at Azuretalon.

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Sixty! Sixty? Yes, sixty! We are old!

Tonight we discuss fine dining, poor cinema, and classic television. Also, more dining, but less fine. And a desert island question… because you knew we had to have one eventually!

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Play this, and follow your dreams!

Also, if you live in the Iowa City area, eat here, and here.

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We go hunting for Squatch! And come to no useful conclusion about movies! Also, more conspiracy theories! Seriously, what more do you people want?

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Nothing, but I really like this song.

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William, once again, needs to be told that people are stupid. Because he’s William. Also, a lot of Star Trek. Oh, and did I mention that Ezzie tries to climb into the Hat. Multiple times. The universe might be ending.

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Nothing. But go get Google Earth. It’s awesome.

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The William version of this episode title is “Yay for Sandwiches!”

William’s famous Dr. Pepper can now be told! Or rather, is told, on the air. By William. In this episode. Also, Lenny Kravitz, sense-memories, and… well, sandwiches. Enjoy!

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We’ve got a friend who has come up with an awesome business idea! He’s an engineer, and he’s making all your favorite sci-fi and fantasy weapons out of play-safe foam! Check it out, HERE!

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Listeners, you have been heard! A question from the Hat gets William to tell one of his favorite stories! Also, Tony is there. And the Producer, a little. And Ezzie. Dammit.

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We get into some serious debate tonight, Hatlings! Issues are discussed that can only be answered by you, the listener. So listen, and then voice your opinions. Here. In our forum. The People’s… Court! Wait, what?

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I totally forgot to mention this on the air, but you should check out this site. These people are going to have some awesome YouTube shows, with Wil Wheaton, Felicia Day, Veronica Belmont, and more!

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We get a little serious in the beginning, but don’t worry.  That’s quickly tossed out in favor of driving, meat products, and fifteen minute orgasms!  Who-hoo!

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If you’re into some dense theory about roleplaying games, check out this essay.

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