Yes, darlings, it’s been a half a year, and we’re still rolling. We love our die-hard fans, and have no plans of stopping any time soon. Keep writing in to the Hat, and we’ll keep reading them, and making fun of you! Mwah!
Oh… this week we solve all the economic problems in the Third World. And mock the Welsh. A lot.
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Ya, we got none, I don’t think. Tell me if I’m wrong.
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It’s our Silver Weekiversary! What did you get us?
We’re full of it this week, that’s for sure. Role-playing games, video games, movies, natural disasters, fine literature, weed, and porn. Also, a deep discussion on the diversity of Americans. And silver plated foods!
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Play Bastion! Read Mike Carey. Don’t see The Debt
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Okay, so we saw a lot of movies this week. None of them in the theater, but still, quite a few. So maybe we got a little carried away with that. But come on… don’t you want to know what other cities are in Belgium besides Brussels, and whether or not Sucker Punch passes the Bechdel Test? You know you do!
Also, we managed three questions, so relax… we got you covered.
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The Bechdel Test, for those not familiar.
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UPDATE: I just discovered I put the intro and outro both in the top of the show. But I’m too lazy to fix it. The rest of the episode is gold, so deal. 😉
We’re serious now, people. We dig deep, and bring the heavy, serious stuff. We’ve got secrets from William’s childhood, the big C, a rabid skunk, our favorite guns, and the creative process that drives William to masturbate. Wait, I may have gotten that last part mixed up. But we definitely have Gunderwear!
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As promised… Gunderwear! Okay, it’s actually called SmartCarry, but there’s one called Thunderwear, too.
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“Okay, so imagine there’s these two guys, right? And they find a hat.”
“That’s it?”
“Nonono! The hat’s magic!”
“Like, it grants wishes?”
“No, it… um… it checks its own email. Then spits out the email on cards into… um… itself. Where the guys can draw out the emails.”
“I hate it.”
“We’ll… cast Will Smith as the hat?”
“Perfect! Sold! Make it happen!”
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I don’t remember any links in the show, but here’s the video that cracked up William between the taping of episodes 21 and 22. (Warning: contains ridiculous amounts of profanity, in musical form.)
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Despite grave illness, we push on through to give you the best episode yet, with frank discussions of the latest crappy movies we haven’t seen, the finer points of badminton, and we uncover the deep, dark truth about… Canadians.
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Check out Maggie Drennon. She’s awesome!
Have you ever seen this Tim Burton film?
There’s probaby another link, but you’ll have to remind me what it is, after you listen.
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Yes, there’s something spooky about this week’s episode. Vampires, werewolves, ghouls, zombies, spiders, and a Dark Tower.
Also, a fair amount of singing! Yay!
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A little trip down memory lane, for board game enthusiasts of the early 80s. Now you can once again play Dark Tower, online.
UPDATE: Forgot a link until just now. Want your entertainment news with a side of snark? Check out the AV Club.
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This week (or rather, in the second hour of last week), we discuss the old internet, back when it was just one guy in his basement with a server and a dream. And that guy was probably Al Gore, I dunno.
Anyway, we discuss art, again, and probably get sued for taking a call on the air.
Also, Dennis.
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The stars are aligned just right, my little Hatlings! So we’re serving up some of our most important secrets and tales for this episode.
We reveal the sordid details of Tony’s LARPing experience.
We finally reveal what destroyed the Mayan civilization.
And… perhaps most importantly, we teach you how to give yourself your own cool Azuretalon-style nickname!
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The makers of The Magical Talking Hat, Magical Talking Enterprises, and any and all international subsidiary holdings hereby disallow and disavow and dis-other-stuff any responsibility for any illegal activities committed by listeners, fans, supporters, loved ones, and hosts of The Magical Talking Hat Podcast. Including the Hat. No one can control the Hat. Illegal things are illegal. M’kay.
SPECIAL: This week, listeners have a possibility to earn up to 24 bonus points by correctly answering teasers in the episode!
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Only you can prevent swamp ass.
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