This episode was found hermetically sealed in a mayonnaise jar underneath Funk and Wagnalls’ porch. I don’t know what’s in it, and neither do you. Let’s find out… together.
Also, “Mystery Episode 2” is the name of my Pink Floyd cover band.
ALSO Also: New listener David M-K sent us a lovely image, to show support for the poor, drunken ex-Jedi out there, mentioned in Episode 50.
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It’s a celebration! Our Golden Jubilee! Fifty episodes, and we’re not dead yet! Not only that, but William has big news! And, with the help of a listener question, William comes up with the best idea ever! Also, the Producer made us a meme, in honor of last week’s episode:
Created by The Producer
LINKS: William has other talents, that you should check out, here.
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Ah, the miracle of childbirth. Learn about it firsthand on this episode. Perhaps more importantly, we find something new to blame on George Lucas. Also, superstition tech-support, and the Producer and William display their hated of all things good and humorous.
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We talk a lot in this episode. A lot. About TV, about movies, and about Tony’s awesome news! And William’s terrible addiction. And a couple of questions, as well.
Check it out! You’ll like it!
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We get into some heavy stuff here! William talks pretty seriously about a relationship he’s recently ended… we discuss the nature of happiness… and… Ezzie annoys the shit out of us!
You don’t want to miss out!
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We’ve got a lot to say, tonight. Very little of it pertaining to the Hat, I’m afraid. But still… a lot to say.
Tonight’s episode is brought to you by the letter B. B for Bloodsparrow and Beth.
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Here is an original film, upon which has been wrought a sequel.
And here is a bunch of remakes, which have been thrust upon an original.
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This week has a long discussion about diabetes. So.. that’s something, huh?
But don’t turn off the episode yet! The episode also includes bathroom karma, Carnies, and a traumatic flashback of William’s that makes Tony laugh so hard, he cracks some ribs!
Seriously, this episode is nuts…
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Somewhere, somewhen, some guys did something.
Yes, the snow is blowing, and William cannot be with us tonight. But long ago, three hikers found a flash drive out in the woods. On the drive was… well, some *really* freaky porn… but also this lost episode of the Hat.
So enjoy… whatever this is.
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Here, in the first episode of the new year, we learn a lot about William. His childhood. His dreams of fame. His vulgar-themed clothing. And the hay-rides… oh, the hay-rides.
Also, what listener can solve the mystery? What is the baby using? Only *you* can explain that to us.
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Seriously, Peter Sagal wrote the prequel to Dirty Dancing!
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Yes, it’s Iowa Caucus time! What’s that? You don’t know what a caucus is? Well, we explain it all.
And as an added bonus, totally loses his voice *during* the podcast!
We deal with serious topics this week, like zombies, and 4-D movies. Yes, *4-D*! We also address a serious issue that plagues many young people in this day and age.
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None. I think. But I just took some cold medicine, so I can’t be held responsible.
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