Episode 412 : Lucy Lawless Can’t Poop

William has been frozen in carbonite, so the Producer has to step in to fill his role! We talk about Disney a lot, and family, a lot, plus a show we just binged, the terrible weather, and… *sigh*… Azuretalon. Enjoy!

QUESTIONS:

(G)hosts of Hat Past If Lucy Lawless stars in anti smoking PSA’s would she be EmphaXena? –Azuretalon

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Episode 411 : Mystery Episode 49

We’re sorry, your regularly scheduled podcast has been canceled. We now present you with your evil podcast replacement service. Enjoy!

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Episode 410 : Zinkydoink

It’s mostly Tony just rambling about everything this week. Car crashes. Disney. Gillette. Ellen DeGeneres. Other stuff. Just a whole mess of Tony, just babbling about whatever. Enjoy!

QUESTIONS:

You hired a contractor and paid X upfront; they quit without finishing that work. What would you do? How much would you need to be owed to pursue legal action? –Beth

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Episode 409 : License to Parent

An empire of bread, fallen before it could rise. The teaching of future generations, handled by an imbecile. A montage of places, all in 1912. The history of cleaning products. Multiple Spidersmen. All this and more in another exciting episode of the Hat! Enjoy!

QUESTIONS:

Have you made and/or eaten anything from Julia Child’s The Art of French Cooking? –Beth

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Episode 408 : The Interactive Episode!

We discuss feedback, games of the non-video kind (also the video kind), TV, and lots and lots of nicknames. Lots and lots and lots. Enjoy!

QUESTIONS:

What variations on your name or nicknames have people used to refer to you and what’s your association with them? –Jas

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Episode 407 : Golden Girls Mad Libs

Christmas presents! And Aquaman. And Pete Holmes. And Peter Cushing without Christopher Lee. And Christopher Lee without Peter Cushing. And Splendor. And other stuff. Enjoy!

QUESTIONS:

Which story would you like to see turned into a movie or tv series and what would be your choices for cast, direction, setting, etc.? –Jas

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Episode 406 : Through the Tulips

It’s a bit of a weird episode. Not a lot of movies or TV to talk about this week, not a lot done. Mostly just random crap. Cartoons from the 90s, adorable yet terrifying roleplaying yet to come, that sort of thing. Enjoy!

QUESTIONS:

Which person or character do you think is a good role model for gender nonconformity? –Jas

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Episode 405 : Too Young to Exist

This week we discuss some truly impressive films, for a variety of different reasons, including a film that hasn’t come out yet. Also, a bit of nerd pedantry, a discussion of our terrible educational choices, and a brief trip down Memory Lane that’s pretty much just for us. Enjoy!

QUESTIONS:

If you could go back to University/college, what would you study? –Stu

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Episode 404 : Hat Not Found

We couldn’t resist the title. This week, we catch up on three weeks apart! Tony gets really mad about commercials, William has some fine dining, we cover some movies, television, and even a play. Enjoy!

QUESTIONS:

Is it possible to be over-informed about a particular topic? –Beth

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Episode 403 : Mystery Episode 48

Winter struck early here! But it’s fine and gloomy in the evil universe, so here you are. Enjoy!

QUESTIONS:

I dunno.

 

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