We’ve got jokes tonight, people! Good jokes, bad jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes? You got an old family joke? We probably tell it here. But the biggest joke is Tony’s voice tonight! Enjoy!
QUESTIONS:
Dear Dissonant and Confused Forced Voices of the Magical Talking Hat, What is your favorite joke? — Azuretalon!!!
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This is part 2 of last week, so we just jump right in! More superhero cartoons. And then a glitch in the Matrix happens, and we get a Hat question that’s already been drawn! Then Tony pretty much gives up. Enjoy!
QUESTIONS:
Are you a morning person or a night owl? — Anonymous
Dear Hatleks, What is your favorite brand of chocolate? — Sir Guido
*Dear Hatleks, William is weird/vegetarian. What is the most underrated vegetable? I think brussel sprouts. — Sir Guido
“*” indicates question was abridged/digested.
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I think we fixed the sound issues this week. Let us know how it sounds to you. We talk Batman this episode, because of course we do. And toys. And, among other harrowing tales, we learn that William was actually a really, really dumb kid. Enjoy!
QUESTIONS:
Dear Dissonant and Confused Forced Voices of The Magical Talking Hat, What is the stupidest thing you have ever done? — Azuretalon!!!
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In a shocking twist, we begin this week with a long discussion about a superhero cartoon that William’s watching. Then we get into questions provided exclusively by Azuretalon, so that’s… something. Also, we learn William’s secret struggles with freeganism? That’s what it’s called, right? It should be. Enjoy!
QUESTIONS:
Dear Dissonant and Confused Forced Voices of The Magical Talking Hat, What do you think of the practice of dumpster diving at supermarkets for discarded, but still technically safe and packaged food? — Azuretalon!!!
Dear Dissonant and Confused Forced Voices of The Magical Talking Hat, What is your happiest childhood memory, and what makes it so special? — Azuretalon!!!
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This week, William explains the economic intelligence of gendered product design, and we all die a little inside. After that, we talk video games, comics, and superhero movies. Of course. Enjoy!
QUESTIONS:
Dudes, When playing RPG-esque games on PC or console and there’s crafting… (Survival in Fallout NV, cooking in Skyrim)… Do you bother? What’s your favorite if so? — Bloodsparrow
Superheroes are popular but have they jumped the shark yet and what genre do you think will replace them?
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It’s another alternate-dimensional Mystery Episode. Where’d it come from? No clue. What do they talk about? I dunno. Is it any good? No, of course not. But hey, we’ll probably have another YouTube video up today! Enjoy!
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William talks about the cartoons he’s watching, again. Tony did a lot of things this week, again. Also, we plan to start a new, unsuccessful business, without creepy dolls! Then we get into some serious musical analysis, and then.. dairy? Enjoy!
QUESTIONS:
Dear Hat Chaps, I recently started to learn the ukulele. What songs should I learn? — Bloodsparrow
Dear Hatleks, What is your favorite dairy product and why? — Sir Guido
LINKS:
It was called TrappedNYC, apparently. Not Escape Room. Who knew?
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We have lots of big news this week! Various kinds of news, but all big. Only some of it is near the end, so you’ve got to listen to some really boring stories first. But the news is big, so… listen! Enjoy!
QUESTIONS:
Bold adventurers reaching into the yawning chasm, What’s the worst car accident you’ve ever been in? I can guess at William’s but am curious as to Tony’s experience. — Mark McKibben
Is there anything Tony won’t eat?
LINKS:
Check out our freaking YouTube channel!!!!!
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The second half of our two-parter, Tony talks about *his* time away from the podcast. Then William talks about Wonder Woman again. Then we get into good, practical knowledge… the importance of tipping. Enjoy!
QUESTIONS:
In episode 162, Tony asserts he’s a good tipper. What’s your definition of being a good tipper?
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It’s the start of another two-parter, folks, and like always, Wiliam discusses Wonder Woman. We also tackle heated issues of breakfast food, and explain why computers suck now. And William, in a rare moment of backbone, stands up to Tony, with loud protestations! Enjoy!
QUESTIONS:
Donuts or bagels?
What’s your favorite web browser?
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