Episode 533 : My Reese Witherspoon

YouTube link here. Much Ezzie in the beginning!

Marriage, pancakes, and the business of professionals is the basis for our episode this week. Also William talks about family counseling and maybe joins Scientology shortly after this was recorded? Unclear. Tony clarifies his position vis a vis The Hat. And we learn about Jas’s past’s future! Enjoy!

QUESTIONS:

Why doesn’t Tony send is questions for William into the Hat? –Beth

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Episode 532 : Talking Head Syndrome

YouTube link here. So expressive!

This week, we (Tony) psychoanalyze(s) William, and send him off for testing. We learn more about school, and talk a lot about movies. Also, Tony doesn’t love Tig enough, apparently, and we finally delve into the mysteries of Exploding Head Syndrome(tm). Enjoy!

QUESTIONS:

Have you discussed exploding head syndrome yet? If not, please do so. –Craig

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Episode 531 : HoJo County, Iowa

We had some difficulties, technically speaking, so the YouTube is broken into two parts. Part I is here, and Part II is here.

This week, we discuss two better podcasts than ours, one of which we’ll make for you (for a price)! William’s school uniform fits, but it’s still itchy, and Tony makes a correction (gasp!). Then we get down to the serious work of proper citizenship. Enjoy!

QUESTIONS:

Do you think it was appropriate to change the namesake of Johnson County, IA, without asking for widespread public input? –Beth

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Episode 530 : Kevin Burns

YouTube link here. See the pauses in real time!

This week, we skip the shallow garbage like billionaires, and focus on what really matters — lemon lime sodas! Also bizarre short films, Tony’s drinking problem (singular), William being bullied at school (by the website), and more. Enjoy!

QUESTIONS:

Dear Soda Jerks, Why is it that 7up is the only clear lemon lime soda that doesn’t suck these days? –Azuretalon Cola

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Episode 529 : Mortal Kontent

YouTube link here. Hand motions!

This week, we cover something we missed last week, talk about Tony’s anniversary, discuss some other crap, break down the decades for everyone, and then go deep into which level of base-10 currency is the worst. Enjoy!

QUESTIONS:

If we ignore the shitshow that was 2020 how do you think the decade will be remembered? –Craig

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Episode 528 : Only the Good Die Jung

YouTube link here. The new color is Akyra, by Zoya.

This week, the connection is stable! More or less. Lots of big announcements, plus Tony talks at length about things no one else cares about. Including movies no one should see, movies no one else probably COULD see, the best and worst pizza ever! Enjoy!

QUESTIONS:

Do you have any meals you specifically enjoy because you know there’ll be leftovers? –Craig

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Episode 527 : Stock Tips

YouTube link here. See the new color!

This week, we’ve still got some technical difficulties. Including a hilarious lag! But we make due. A bit of discussion about some video games and movies and TV and whatever… then time travel advice. Enjoy!

QUESTIONS:

Were it possible to do once, what advice would you send back to 21 year old you? –Stu

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Episode 526 : Clean Break

YouTube link here. It’ll probably mostly be Tony.

This week, our connection is a disaster. Seriously, Zoom was acting up something fierce, so we cut the episode short. William fell off the recording a couple times! So there’s not a lot to go on in this episode. But then again, that’s true of most episodes, so if you didn’t leave us before… I mean, enjoy!

QUESTIONS:

None. Couldn’t get there in time.

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Episode 525 : R.E.O. Speedwagon

YouTube link is here. Follow up on my manicure!

This week we talk about… a lot. Tony remembers about fourteen different topics that he’s been meaning to discuss, and breaks them in whenever he wants. Also, William gives an update on Chicago Mike (spoiler alert: still dead). But none of that matters, the important thing is we learn the origin of the greatest band ever’s name! Enjoy!

QUESTIONS:

The hattiest showmen in podcasting, Hugh Jackman: singing or growling? –The Azurest Talon on Earth

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Episode 524 : Chicago Mike

YouTube link here. Live nail polishing!

This week, we talk giant monsters, old time gamblers and bootleggers, and more things that Tony likes but wishes were better. The usual. But it’s a pretty fun time, and we actually get to a very spicy question, for once. Enjoy!

QUESTIONS:

Sup? How Ones on YouTube, spiciest thing you’ve eaten, general hot sauce thoughts. –Azuretalon

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