The Magical Talking Hat

We had some difficulties, technically speaking, so the YouTube is broken into two parts. Part I is here, and Part II is here.

This week, we discuss two better podcasts than ours, one of which we’ll make for you (for a price)! William’s school uniform fits, but it’s still itchy, and Tony makes a correction (gasp!). Then we get down to the serious work of proper citizenship. Enjoy!

QUESTIONS:

Do you think it was appropriate to change the namesake of Johnson County, IA, without asking for widespread public input? –Beth

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YouTube link here. See the pauses in real time!

This week, we skip the shallow garbage like billionaires, and focus on what really matters — lemon lime sodas! Also bizarre short films, Tony’s drinking problem (singular), William being bullied at school (by the website), and more. Enjoy!

QUESTIONS:

Dear Soda Jerks, Why is it that 7up is the only clear lemon lime soda that doesn’t suck these days? –Azuretalon Cola

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YouTube link here. Hand motions!

This week, we cover something we missed last week, talk about Tony’s anniversary, discuss some other crap, break down the decades for everyone, and then go deep into which level of base-10 currency is the worst. Enjoy!

QUESTIONS:

If we ignore the shitshow that was 2020 how do you think the decade will be remembered? –Craig

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YouTube link here. The new color is Akyra, by Zoya.

This week, the connection is stable! More or less. Lots of big announcements, plus Tony talks at length about things no one else cares about. Including movies no one should see, movies no one else probably COULD see, the best and worst pizza ever! Enjoy!

QUESTIONS:

Do you have any meals you specifically enjoy because you know there’ll be leftovers? –Craig

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YouTube link here. See the new color!

This week, we’ve still got some technical difficulties. Including a hilarious lag! But we make due. A bit of discussion about some video games and movies and TV and whatever… then time travel advice. Enjoy!

QUESTIONS:

Were it possible to do once, what advice would you send back to 21 year old you? –Stu

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YouTube link here. It’ll probably mostly be Tony.

This week, our connection is a disaster. Seriously, Zoom was acting up something fierce, so we cut the episode short. William fell off the recording a couple times! So there’s not a lot to go on in this episode. But then again, that’s true of most episodes, so if you didn’t leave us before… I mean, enjoy!

QUESTIONS:

None. Couldn’t get there in time.

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YouTube link is here. Follow up on my manicure!

This week we talk about… a lot. Tony remembers about fourteen different topics that he’s been meaning to discuss, and breaks them in whenever he wants. Also, William gives an update on Chicago Mike (spoiler alert: still dead). But none of that matters, the important thing is we learn the origin of the greatest band ever’s name! Enjoy!

QUESTIONS:

The hattiest showmen in podcasting, Hugh Jackman: singing or growling? –The Azurest Talon on Earth

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YouTube link here. Live nail polishing!

This week, we talk giant monsters, old time gamblers and bootleggers, and more things that Tony likes but wishes were better. The usual. But it’s a pretty fun time, and we actually get to a very spicy question, for once. Enjoy!

QUESTIONS:

Sup? How Ones on YouTube, spiciest thing you’ve eaten, general hot sauce thoughts. –Azuretalon

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YouTube link here. Addie makes a visit!

It’s a long one this week, AND no question. But we really felt that more needed to be said about NFTs, and we both watched a LOT of movies (some of us documentaries, some of us absolute trash). We also give an explanation for why Tony was a dick last week. We do not give an explanation for why Tony was a dick this week. Or all the other weeks. Enjoy!

PLEASE NOTE: The documentary mentioned in the episode is on Disney+, and is titled “Drain the Sunken Pirate City”.

QUESTIONS:

None. We bad.

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YouTube link here. I’m a mess.

This week, we cover the Snyder Cut, just like you’ve been hoping. Then Tony kind of has a mental breakdown, due largely to sleep deprivation. But then we talk about other stuff. And a surprising result when we shop the show around to networks. Enjoy!

QUESTIONS:

Which streaming service would you prefer to produce future episodes of The Magical Talking Hat? –Dave of Id

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