Episode 182 : Title Not Found

This is the start of a future two parter, so hold onto your butts! We’ve got a lot of superhero stuff (shocking), and then, if that wasn’t nerdy enough, we follow it up with Trek Wars. Enjoy!

QUESTIONS:

Dear Hatleks, Star Trek or Star Wars? — Sir Guido 

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Episode 181 : Book of Love

Here’s part two, recorded last week, not to be confused with part three, recorded now, airing next week. Anyway, we explain love, so everyone will understand. Enjoy!

 

QUESTIONS:

Dear Hatleks, Please explain nerd rage, is it something I do not understand and am looking for insight. — Sir Guido 

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Pizza Cats?

The Producer found this link, and sent it to me.

 

I think it may be the single greatest thing I’ve experienced in my life. Watch all the videos, trust me!

 

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Episode 180 : Deuteragonist

Tony and William begin on an exciting time travel adventure! We catch up on Tony’s gaming group, some TV shows, and Tony’s shameful Weight Watchers experience. Then a couple of insane questions from Azuretalon (!!!) lead to some insane conversation. Enjoy!

 

QUESTIONS:

Dear Dissonant and Confused Forced Voices of the Magical Talking Hat, What is your favorite number and why? — Azuretalon!!!

Dear Dissonant and Confused Forced Voices of the Magical Talking Hat, Where wouldn’t you be caught dead, where would you? — Azuretalon!!!

 

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Episode 179 : Audiobooks for the Deaf

Lots to catch up on! State Fairs, movies, and some video games. And Tony tells the world how much he weighs! Get your bets in now, before you listen! Then a talk about the virtual nature of modern possessions takes a decidedly Hat-like turn. Enjoy!

 

QUESTIONS:

How has your relationship with you “stuff” changed as more “stuff has become virtual?  — The Producer

 

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Episode 178 : Coconut Milk Ice Cream

It’s a continuation of last week, people. That means Tony’s voice is still crap. Also, it’s still an episode, so William still talks about Batman. But then, it’s all about travel…all kinds of travel.  Also, Tony tells William he’s full of crap. Enjoy!

 

QUESTIONS:

Is the successful launch and docking of SpaceX’s Dragon module with the ISS the beginning of the commercial takeover of the US space program? And if so, is that a bad thing? — Mark McKibben

Dear Tony and William, Assuming money is no objection, what would your ideal vacation be (I hear Tahiti is quite the magical place)? — Mark McKibben

LINKS:

This and this are the two songs we listened to, in between last week’s episode and this week’s.

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Episode 177 : Bat Manday

We’ve got jokes tonight, people! Good jokes, bad jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes? You got an old family joke? We probably tell it here. But the biggest joke is Tony’s voice tonight! Enjoy!

QUESTIONS:

Dear Dissonant and Confused Forced Voices of the Magical Talking Hat, What is your favorite joke? — Azuretalon!!!

 

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Episode 176 : Nailing Down Kansas

This is part 2 of last week, so we just jump right in! More superhero cartoons. And then a glitch in the Matrix happens, and we get a Hat question that’s already been drawn! Then Tony pretty much gives up. Enjoy!

 

QUESTIONS:

Are you a morning person or a night owl? — Anonymous

Dear Hatleks, What is your favorite brand of chocolate? — Sir Guido

*Dear Hatleks, William is weird/vegetarian. What is the most underrated vegetable? I think brussel sprouts. — Sir Guido 

“*” indicates question was abridged/digested.

 

 

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Episode 175 : Buying Crack at Toys R Us

I think we fixed the sound issues this week. Let us know how it sounds to you. We talk Batman this episode, because of course we do. And toys. And, among other harrowing tales, we learn that William was actually a really, really dumb kid. Enjoy!

QUESTIONS:

Dear Dissonant and Confused Forced Voices of The Magical Talking Hat, What is the stupidest thing you have ever done? — Azuretalon!!!

 

LINKS:

Resting Bitch Face

 

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Episode 174 : King Freegan

In a shocking twist, we begin this week with a long discussion about a superhero cartoon that William’s watching. Then we get into questions provided exclusively by Azuretalon, so that’s… something. Also, we learn William’s secret struggles with freeganism? That’s what it’s called, right? It should be. Enjoy!

QUESTIONS:

Dear Dissonant and Confused Forced Voices of The Magical Talking Hat, What do you think of the practice of dumpster diving at supermarkets for discarded, but still technically safe and packaged food? — Azuretalon!!!

Dear Dissonant and Confused Forced Voices of The Magical Talking Hat, What is your happiest childhood memory, and what makes it so special? — Azuretalon!!!

 

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