Episode 201 : Morbidly Fat Jesus

Well, we had to start over, because Ezzie killed the first take. So this was take two. Tony had a good day! But a bad week. So… it’s complicated. You’ll hear all about it. Then there’s a lot of time-travel. Enjoy!

 

QUESTIONS:

Assume time travel is possible, but only in one direction of your choice. Would you visit the future or the past? –Anonymous

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Episode 200 : Disturbingly Less Improbable Than You Would Like

200 freaking episodes! Can you believe it? We have the Producer on with us to give us a metaphorical pinch, to make sure we’re not dreaming. Then we talk about what a bad pirate Tony is, and all the terrible things he and Trish watched this week. There’s a lot of them. Then some good old-fashioned body swap fan fiction! And a special word from a special listener. Enjoy!

QUESTIONS:

A la Freaky Friday, William and Tony exchange bodies.  What’s the first thing you’d want to do as the other person? — The Producer

 

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Episode 199 : Mystery Episode 19 PLUS!

Happy New Year! We’ve got a special treat for you this week, because the computer is acting up! We managed to record about 34 minutes of clipped, jerky conversation before everything exploded. So we’re posting a Mystery Episode, in its entirety… but after the credits, if you wish, you can hear that missing 34 minutes, as well. Enjoy!

 

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Episode 198 : Bothans Be Spyin’

Welcome to our first ever on-Christmas-Christmas episode! Are you so excited? Well, we talk about feudal Japan and cheese, mostly. Still excited? Of course you are! Enjoy!

QUESTIONS:

If William really was cheese, what kind of cheese would he be? — Mark McKibben

LINKS:

It’s a metaphor. Really.

 

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Episode 197 : Origin Story

We get into some pretty cool talk about feminism tonight, so that’s cool. And then, we finally get to hear the epic tale of how Tony and William first met, and they both learn a bit more about each other than they had realized. Enjoy!

QUESTIONS:

Please tell an untrue but epic story of how you first met. — Anonymous

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Episode 196 : Stop Bayonetting Yourself!

It gets weird tonight, folks. William gets kind of dark. Tony is the hesitant and quiet one (sort of). Up is down. Black is white. But we’ll fix it in editing. Enjoy!

QUESTIONS:

Gentlemen, You must fight to the death. Do you choose five eight year olds or five eighty year old war veterans as your opponent? –The Producer

What would the title of a documentary about your lives be titled and why? Who would direct and why? –Dave of Id

LINKS:

This is the comedy special Tony mentions.

This is the podcast episode Tony mentions.

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Episode 195 : You’re All Adopted

Tonight’s episode is made up of exactly three things:

1. Dead and dying loved ones.
2. The Year Without a Santa Claus.
3. Time travel.

That’s it! Enjoy!

QUESTIONS:

Has anyone ever gotten time travel right (in film, story, etc?) –Anonymous

LINKS:

This is the article I mentioned at random in the middle, if you care.

 

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Episode 194 : Thankful for Prejudice

Kinda serious talk this time, but I think it’s a good one. And appropriate, this time of year, we should be thankful for friends to confide in, people to listen and understand, and for our own ability to change and grow. Also, a little bit about music. Enjoy!

QUESTIONS:

Dear Hat Masters, What are your favorite pieces of classical music?                                       –Sue the Malcontent

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Episode 193 : The American Dream?

Not gonna lie. We talk about Batman in this episode. But it’s kind of an interesting talk, at least. And we still manage to fit in a little bit about cultural aspirations, and the dream of a very specific “better life.” Enjoy!

 

QUESTIONS:

How do you interpret “The American Dream”? –Anonymous

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Episode 192 : Derrick Lee Weeden

We’re a little off our schedule this week, and it shows. So we get into the questions pretty early, with some expected comic book stuff, some unexpected heroics, and then a serious talk about how patriotic we are! Enjoy!

QUESTIONS:

What’s your favorite non-DC/non-Marvel comic series? –Anonymous

Who was your first hero? –Anonymous

What is the best thing about our country? Worst? –Anonymous

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