Episode 418 : He Had to Open the Door

We talk a lot of catch-up this week. Mostly Captain Marvel. But it’s good talk all around. Then Azuretalon ruins everything. Enjoy!

QUESTIONS:

Magical Talking Bat Podcast, Is the real reason vampires don’t have kids is because they can’t come inside without permission.–Azuretalon mwahahaha

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Episode 417 : A Discotheque in Montreal

Humor, the 90s, gender, and cats. Pretty standard week for the show. Also, another layer of the onion that is William is peeled back. Enjoy!

QUESTIONS:

When will the Producer return to guest host the show? –Dave of Id

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Episode 416 : Donkey Basketball

Tony goes into excruciating detail about his gaming convention last week. But don’t worry, there’s still time to talk about The Addams Family, and the importance of good “hand acting.” And then we learn a chilling secret about small town schools in the Midwest, and discuss friendship. Enjoy!

QUESTIONS:

If you (Tony & William) ever fell out would you continue doing the podcast out of spite? –Craig

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Episode 415 : The Golden Fool

We discuss ethics, and TV. And cyborgs, and music. But mostly ethics. And TV. Enjoy!

QUESTIONS:

What is the Hat’s favorite song and why? Thank you, –Dave of Id

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Episode 414 : Aside from Genocide

Part 2 of 2. We get off topic just right away on this episode, so it’s interesting for a bit. Unless you’re not us, then maybe less so. In any event, we have a lot to say. Enjoy!

QUESTIONS:

What is the worst sin a TV show can make? –Mark McKibben

LINKS:

Here’s what we watched between recordings.

BONUS LINK: Watch this.

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Episode 413 : They Gonna Bang

Part 1 of 2. We haven’t seen each other in weeks! So much catching up! Tony is really mad at airlines, and William is incredibly gothic. Pretty much the usual. Enjoy!

QUESTIONS:

Hostress gifts — polite time honored tradition, or unnecessary exchange of stuff? –Beth

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Episode 412 : Lucy Lawless Can’t Poop

William has been frozen in carbonite, so the Producer has to step in to fill his role! We talk about Disney a lot, and family, a lot, plus a show we just binged, the terrible weather, and… *sigh*… Azuretalon. Enjoy!

QUESTIONS:

(G)hosts of Hat Past If Lucy Lawless stars in anti smoking PSA’s would she be EmphaXena? –Azuretalon

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Episode 411 : Mystery Episode 49

We’re sorry, your regularly scheduled podcast has been canceled. We now present you with your evil podcast replacement service. Enjoy!

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Episode 410 : Zinkydoink

It’s mostly Tony just rambling about everything this week. Car crashes. Disney. Gillette. Ellen DeGeneres. Other stuff. Just a whole mess of Tony, just babbling about whatever. Enjoy!

QUESTIONS:

You hired a contractor and paid X upfront; they quit without finishing that work. What would you do? How much would you need to be owed to pursue legal action? –Beth

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Episode 409 : License to Parent

An empire of bread, fallen before it could rise. The teaching of future generations, handled by an imbecile. A montage of places, all in 1912. The history of cleaning products. Multiple Spidersmen. All this and more in another exciting episode of the Hat! Enjoy!

QUESTIONS:

Have you made and/or eaten anything from Julia Child’s The Art of French Cooking? –Beth

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