The Magical Talking Hat

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This week, we figure out Tony doesn’t understand injections, we spend far too long discussing Ridley Scott, and then we get deep in to racism and sexism, like ya do. And we’re pretty pumped for episode 500. I called this episode “Anticipation” specifically to screw myself over for the next two episodes. Enjoy!

QUESTIONS:
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*Dear Hatsons, When making a character different from yourself in gaming or writing, how do you authentically represent them without being racist/sexist/etc? –Azuretalon

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This week, William spends a bit of time NOT talking about Nathaniel Hawthorne. Then Tony feels the need to go through his entire week in real time. And also, exciting news about episode 500. Enjoy!

QUESTIONS:

Masks or neck gaters? –Bloodsparrow

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Despite the pithy title, this episode is mostly William being angry at HBO Max. Also Tony talks about vampires. And yes, there’s some sandwich construction research talk. Enjoy!

QUESTIONS:

Sandwich construction tips. Go. –Bloodsparrow

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This week, William discusses a lot of folklore. Or at least, he talks a lot, lamenting a lack of folklore. Also, we learn why Belgian children love Herbert Hoover. And then Tony talks about every TV show and movie ever. Enjoy!

QUESTIONS:

Are you addicted to anything? If yes, are any addictions detrimental? –Stu

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I don’t know what happened, this week. We started in with a weirdly philosophical open by Tony, and it just… carried on for an hour? No opening, no questions. Just a lot of thought about interacting with others, and a strangely large amount of shitting on Jerry Seinfeld. Enjoy!

QUESTIONS:

None.

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Experience this in two senses, not just one!

This week, Tony confuses the demographics with blatant lies. Also, he laments the pain of privilege. And then he WILL NOT shut up about some movies or something. William is also in the episode. Enjoy!

QUESTIONS:

What is your favorite sugar free treat? (I can’t eat sugary stuff any more.) –Bloodsparrow

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It’s a rough week here in Iowa, and we have to has it out. So be prepped for that. But we’re all safe and alive and all that stuff. So don’t worry. Also, Tony says a LOT of things that could get him sued, or kicked off YouTube, and other terrible consequences. Enjoy!

QUESTIONS:
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*What pattern of fabric are your coronavirus masks? –Azuretalon

What was the first show you watched as a kid that was not a kid’s show? –Jas

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It’s an extra long episode this week. The reason is because Azuretalon actually had a really, really interesting question, and we spent a really long time discussing it from a variety of angles. But no one will believe that, so I’ll just say that it’s because of all the bikini waxing. Enjoy!

QUESTIONS:
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*Hosting Cupcakes, Would it be realistic and appropriate to cast almost exclusively multiracial actors for properties set in the future? –Azuretalon

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William isn’t interested in talking about his butt hole, but he’s got a lot to say about Mars! And Tony is fascinated with movies set in places that aren’t the places they’re filmed. Amazing! Enjoy!

QUESTIONS:

Quality of eggs from chickens living in someone’s yard vs convenience of store bought “commodity” eggs. Go. –Bloodsparrow

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It’s a heck of an episode this week. Besides a ton of TV, we learn that William’s wife HATES Tony, just… so… so much. We also solve LPD forever. And best yet, we talk a LOT about Tony’s butthole! Enjoy!

QUESTIONS:
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You’re just never going to change that logo are you? –Bloodsparrow

*I despise loosing peanuts so much that I place a napkin/paper towel between peanut bowl and shell bowl and crack the peanut on that. –Bloodsparrow

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