Episode 537 : Muppet Equality

YouTube link is here. Guess the flavor I’m drinking this time!

This week, we have even MORE technical difficulties, and decide it’s just simpler to kill of the William character. Kidding! But next week, we’re going to have a workaround of some sort. In the meantime, we do another episode of LokiWatch(tm), talk language, laughter, and brands. Enjoy!

QUESTIONS:

Is there a language other than English that you wish you could speak fluently? –Stu

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Episode 536 : Step Up to Underneath!

YouTube link here. So many facial expressions!

This week, Tony proves capable of learning. William can’t count or… adject? We give a free commercial to HBOMax. Then things get weird, and William becomes the action hero we always knew he could be. Enjoy!

QUESTIONS:

If you had to vote for one preposition to be removed from use in the English language, which one would you choose? –Dave of Id

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Episode 535 : PCU

YouTube is here. What color is the drink?

This week, we discuss big potential changes, and desperately ask for listener input. We also discuss mental health, but in a very unhelpful way. And Tony gets VERY mad at commercials. Enjoy!

QUESTIONS:

What’s a bad commercial you’ve seen recently? –Jas

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Episode 534 : Mazlo’s Hierarchy of Fats and Sugars

YouTube link here. Watch me struggle!

This week, we dive deep into the history of William, and how he has a trickster spirit that lives in his head and makes him push everyone’s buttons. Oh, and we talk a little about Loki. Enjoy!

QUESTIONS:

All hail, What mythological God or being do you hold a fascination and/or kinship too? –AnubisTalon

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Episode 533 : My Reese Witherspoon

YouTube link here. Much Ezzie in the beginning!

Marriage, pancakes, and the business of professionals is the basis for our episode this week. Also William talks about family counseling and maybe joins Scientology shortly after this was recorded? Unclear. Tony clarifies his position vis a vis The Hat. And we learn about Jas’s past’s future! Enjoy!

QUESTIONS:

Why doesn’t Tony send is questions for William into the Hat? –Beth

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Episode 532 : Talking Head Syndrome

YouTube link here. So expressive!

This week, we (Tony) psychoanalyze(s) William, and send him off for testing. We learn more about school, and talk a lot about movies. Also, Tony doesn’t love Tig enough, apparently, and we finally delve into the mysteries of Exploding Head Syndrome(tm). Enjoy!

QUESTIONS:

Have you discussed exploding head syndrome yet? If not, please do so. –Craig

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Episode 531 : HoJo County, Iowa

We had some difficulties, technically speaking, so the YouTube is broken into two parts. Part I is here, and Part II is here.

This week, we discuss two better podcasts than ours, one of which we’ll make for you (for a price)! William’s school uniform fits, but it’s still itchy, and Tony makes a correction (gasp!). Then we get down to the serious work of proper citizenship. Enjoy!

QUESTIONS:

Do you think it was appropriate to change the namesake of Johnson County, IA, without asking for widespread public input? –Beth

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Episode 530 : Kevin Burns

YouTube link here. See the pauses in real time!

This week, we skip the shallow garbage like billionaires, and focus on what really matters — lemon lime sodas! Also bizarre short films, Tony’s drinking problem (singular), William being bullied at school (by the website), and more. Enjoy!

QUESTIONS:

Dear Soda Jerks, Why is it that 7up is the only clear lemon lime soda that doesn’t suck these days? –Azuretalon Cola

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Episode 529 : Mortal Kontent

YouTube link here. Hand motions!

This week, we cover something we missed last week, talk about Tony’s anniversary, discuss some other crap, break down the decades for everyone, and then go deep into which level of base-10 currency is the worst. Enjoy!

QUESTIONS:

If we ignore the shitshow that was 2020 how do you think the decade will be remembered? –Craig

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Episode 528 : Only the Good Die Jung

YouTube link here. The new color is Akyra, by Zoya.

This week, the connection is stable! More or less. Lots of big announcements, plus Tony talks at length about things no one else cares about. Including movies no one should see, movies no one else probably COULD see, the best and worst pizza ever! Enjoy!

QUESTIONS:

Do you have any meals you specifically enjoy because you know there’ll be leftovers? –Craig

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