Tony and William have a Hat.
It’s Magical.
It’s magical in that it has its own email address, specifically THEMAGICALTALKINGHAT@GMAIL.COM.
People write to this email with whatever they want! Questions, topics, shower thoughts, announcements, whatever. The Hat, all on its own, magically, sorts through the emails, and forwards the ones it wants, to Tony and William.
Tony and William read those emails, and discuss them, or something close to them, until they get bored.
They do that for about an hour. Or longer.
That’s the whole show. Except the parts that aren’t. Which is usually most of it.
The hat is a cruel taskmaster.